What I gotta do to get you to want my body?

On Thursday night I posed naked for a magazine. Don't go thinking I am a model though. My body looks kind of OK in my bedroom mirror with the side lamp on. Beyond that, not so much.

But when the magazine said, 'We need five guys to strip but cover their crotch,' I figured, 'Why not? It's not every day you get asked to do it and it'll be something I can look back on....or burn and never see again.'

So, I went to the shoot and told the guy who was organising it to bring alcohol. He brought one beer. I downed it. It still had no effect.

Stripped of everything besides my inhibitions, I awkwardly stood in front of the camera.

The photographer told me how to pose but had it been America's Next Top Model, Jay Manuel would have bitch-slapped me.

He kept telling me to roll my shoulders, I'm guessing to hide the belly, and then he told me to reach up in the air, I'm guessing to hide the man breasts. :(

But the pics come out on 22nd July so I guess we'll see then.

Here's a sneak preview. Hot, no?