Would you...?

OK, so this was fun the first time but our computer has just screwed up and we have lost it all. So it may be a little less funny the second time.

We have just moved office and while other people are seting up their computers, cleaning their desks and christening the toilets me and a good friend are discussing the merits of being Barbra Streisand's daughter.

ME: Would you lose a toe to be Barbra Streisand's daughter?

RL: No.

ME: Would you bear an unsightly scar on your left arse cheek to be Barbra Streisand's daughter?

RL: It's a no to all disabilities.

ME: Would you give up being the godmother to your best friend's unborn daugter to be Barbra Streisand's daughter?

RL: Hell, yeah!

ME: We have a winner.