A spokesperson? Me?

So I refrained from using, 'Has it come to this?' as a title for this but I was THIS close. (That doesn't really work when you're writing does it?)

Last month I wrote an article for a gay magazine where I tried to find sex online in an hour. It wasn't something I'd done before so it was fun to explore that side of my personality. Suffice to say I didn't find it but that's fine as you could argue that sub-consciously I just wasn't down with it. That's much easier to accept than the possibility that no one wanted my business. Actually screw those guys, I don't want it anyway.

I purposely left my profile name in the piece though so people could get in touch with me afterwards. Which they have. *phew*. No one has really said, 'I'd give you one', which is nice as they have mostly been saying things like, 'Really enjoyed your article.' I would like to state that I would prefer people write things like this but the odd 'I'd give you one' wouldn't go unappreciated.

What's interesting is the different people who have been looking at my profile since the article got published. They are usually sleazy or old or sleazy and old. But I sort of feel like I have taken one for the team and am representin' my boys. That in some sick kind of way I have let everyone know that it is OK to have sex via the internet.

Which is kind of sweet. As long as you don't think about it for too long.