Dreams

I had this dream a few days ago now and have been meaning to blog about it but never seem to quite get round to it. I dreamt I was hanging out with Dannii Minogue and we were chatting away. God knows what about, but I was having a blast.

Then I realised that her face was pumped full of botox. So much that she could hardly move her face. In fact it was like she was wearing the Phantom of the Opera mask. From the corners of her mouth upwards - expressionless. Creepy.

That was pretty much it but scary nonetheless.

The other dream I had recently was where I was sleeping with Jay-Z. We were literally in bed together but for some reason I was only sleeping with him to piss Beyonce off. Plus in my dream he was a lot better looking.